twilight zone

Nurse (shouting from the other room): "How old is your port?"

Me: 7 years

Nurse (still hollering): Holey Moley. That's old. (pause) Are you sure?

Me: March 2006.

Nurse: When was it last accessed?

Me: 4 weeks ago, tomorrow.

Nurse: What are you getting?

Me: Herceptin.

Nurse: For 7 years? 

Me: Yes.

Nurse: No. Herceptin is for one year. 7 years is not possible.

Me: It is when you're metastatic.

Nurse: Are you on (name of drug I don't remember)?

Me: No. Herceptin.

Other nurse: It's Herceptin. I checked her chart.

Unbelievable.